Terry Jokes

[Butcher]

Doesn't usually take long for these to come out so i'll start ya off with one i've recently heard

Why is there all this fuss about John Terry?

All football coaches will tell you "If the fullback leaves a hole, it's the centre backs job to fill it"

[Stevie]

Wayne Bridge sent his g/f a replica of his dick made from Cadbury's chocolate,
His g/f said " No thanks, I prefer Terry's"