disease

[jacz22]

Woman takes a guy back to her hotel and the guy takes off his socks. She says "what's the matter with your toes, they are all gnarled and twisted" The guy says "I had Tolio as a child" "Don't you mean Polio" says the woman. "No, Tolio " says the man "it only affected my toes". He then takes off his trousers "OMG, she says, "what happened to your knees, they are all red and scarred"? "Kneasles", said the man. "Don't you mean Measles" says the woman. "No, Kneasles" says the man, "it only affected my knees". He then proceeds to take off his pants and the woman says "So, I guess now your going to tell me that you suffered smallcox"!

haha not bad

[prie$t]

lolz nice one