Go Granny Go

[Stevie]

In the nursing home one evening, the old man looked over and said to the Old lady, "I know just what you're wanting.? For £5, I'll have sex with you
Right over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, "For £10, I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa
Over there. But for £20, I'll take you back to my room, light some candles,
And give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still said nothing, but after a couple of minutes, she started
Digging down in her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled £20 bill and held it
Up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room?" said the old man.

Get serious," she replied. "Four times in the rocking chair!"