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Old 01-11-2008, 04:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A guy walking down the street sees a woman with what he thinks are perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?


"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps on walking down the street.
He runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again.
"Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10 ,000 dollars, eh?
Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking then,
burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman is finally getting annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nah", he replies. "Cost too much..."
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Old 01-11-2008, 06:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol nice one mate ill have to try it hehe
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Old 01-11-2008, 08:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He he ! Good one matie !
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Old 01-11-2008, 09:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lmao goodun m8
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Old 01-19-2008, 09:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice one Dava I like it
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